BHUSHAN , YOGENDRA EXPELLED FROM NAC !! AAP BREAKUP

A high stage drama is set in Delhi where yadav ,Bhushan and some others were expelled from NAC!!
Yogandra yadav alleged that he was beaten by bouncers.
Arvind kejriwal is a Hitler as it is total anarchy due to which two leaders were expelled in such a way and defamed by aaptards.
There can be differences in views but this will be fatal for AAP.

KEJRIWAL CONGRATULATED AUSTRALIAN TEAM FOR DEFEATING INDIAN TEAM

Kejriwal in surprise moment today tweeted "Well down aussies corrupt 11 defeated"

Aap supporters came out in his support when bjp supporters started abusing kejriwal. One aaptard said that Indian team is corrupt from bottom to top ,the match was fixed and thus kejriwal is the only honest and daring person who came out with the truth.
He said we have done an internal survey of Indian cricket team and found outr that they are corrupt and match fixing is possible.

This move may prove fatal to AAP!!


TWITTER WAR IS ON WE WILL UPDATE SOON WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!!


NOTE :THE CONTENT ON THIS BLOG IS JUST FOR FUN AND NOT TRUE!! 

AAP TO HAVE IT'S OWN TV CHANNEL SOON!!

If sources are true AAP is going to have their own TV channel by the year end . KEJRIWAL (Anil kapur's fan) will host 1 hour special news bulletin focusing on AAP only and criticizing other parties.At midnight there will be special sting operations under the name " STING AAP KA" which is surely goona shoot TRP up.
ASHUTOSH a very senior AAP leader will be lead role in a serial " AAP KOUN HAI ?" In the serial ashutosh  is playing the role of a honest detective.

HERE IS THE COMPLETE BREAK -UP:

05-07 AM ------- AAP BHAJANS AND ARTI'S sung by KUMAR VISHVAS and his TOLI!!

07-08 AM----- SUBAH SAVERE AAP KE SATH -- TETE-A- TETE BY SANJAY SINGH

08-10 AM ---- AAP AUR MEIN--- BIOGRAPHY OF YOGENDRA YADAV AND PRASHANT
                                                                                                                                          BHUSHAN

10AM -12 PM-----AAP KI NAARI SHAKTI ---DANCE ITEMS AND SKIT PERFORMANCE BY
                                                                                                     RAKHI BHIDLAN..

12PM- 1PM---AAP SE PYAR HAIN---A TELE FILM DEPICTING LOVE STORY OF KEJRIWAL
                                                                                     AND AN ITALIAN GIRL NAMED "KURSI"


1PM-2PM---AAP KA DARD ..meetha meetha..-----SERIAL in which ANJALI DAMANIA WILL BE
                                                                                    IN MAIN ROLE PLAYING THE ROLE OF A              
                                                                   HELPLESS GIRL CHEATED BY A FRUIT VENDOR.

2PM-3PM---AAP KI DUNIYA----A GROUP CONVERSATION BETWEEN AAP LEADERS OVER
                                                              LATEST HAPPENING AROUND THE WORLD.

3PM-4PM--AAP KOUN HAI?--A THRILLING DETECTIVE SERIES BY ASHUTOSH

4PM-5PM--AAP KE BACCHE-----A CHILDREN'S PROGRAM IN WHICH MANISH SISODIA
                                                            WILL MOTIVATE THEM  TO BE LIKE KEJRIWAL..

5PM-7PM---AAP KA DHARNA---AAP will do daily dharna's and this time slot is specially dedicated for
                                                                              that purpose.

7PM-9PM--AAP KE SACH-- True news bulletin and in depth analysis by ASHUTOSH ..

9PM-10PM--KEJRIWAL WANTS TO KNOW---A SPECIAL PROGRAM HOSTED BY KEJRIWAL
                                              HIMSELF WHERE HE WILL DEFAME AND QUESTION LEADERS
                                                               OF OTHER PARTIES..

10PM-11PM---STING AAP KA--- NO WORDS TO EXPLAIN IT..

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TATA SKY: CHL NO. 420
VIDEOCON D2H: CHL NO.420
RELIANCE BIG TV:CHL NO.420
SUN TV:CHL NO.420

IN CASE YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO SEE THIS CHANNEL AFTER 31 DEC ASK YOUR CABLE OPERATOR!!

THANK YOU!! 

ARVIND KEJRIWAL BANS NAYAK MOVIE IN INDIA

Mr. crusader has ordered  all other chief ministries to ban NAYAK movie from being telecast on tv channels from today.The order copy says that failing to do so will compel the AAP to do the sting operations against them and they will be defamed. 

The main reason behind  this decision is said to be that Arvind do not want anyone else to be inspired from this movie. In this way he is preventing the possibility of emerging of a new political" jhumlebaaz " like him. It is most important to mention here that kejriwal is a big fan of NAYAK and he has made a demand to Raj nath singh to give padma bhushan to Anil kapur for his acting skills.

Ashutosh , a senior leader of AAP has said that BJP has to give padma bhushan to anil kapur or we will do a sting exposing MODI...He was very aggressive while talking to media persons.

  In NAYAK movie anil kapur a common man got a chance to become chief minister for one day and this idea is supposed to have made a very deep impact in the mind of Mr. INDIA TO KNOW WHO Mr. INDIA IS SEE THIS  

He left his job in the middle only because of his selfish desires.He talks about swarjya and sushaasan but there is no internal democracy even in his own party.He was caught saying some communal remarks in his sting operation but do not find it necessary to give clarification to the masses who are feeling like cheated !!
On the other hand leaders of AAP are busy in saying that what arvind said was about political reconciliation.


YOU PEOPLE DECIDE WHAT IT WAS ?? 

BEES PROTEST AGAINST AAP AT JANTAR MANTAR FOR HAVING MORE STINGS !!

BAP viz BEE AAM PARTY president 2BEE today stated in a press conference that they and the whole community of bees are very upset at the recent sting culture developed by the AAP. To sting is our basic nature how can anyone copy us without thinking about our sentiments, how can they play with our emotions,he said to media. 
Some bees were quite aggressive while reacting over this issue and tried to sting the media persons there.But police officials intervene in between and pacified them.

BAP is having universal affiliation with the WORLD BAP COMMUNITY and WBC has also released a press release from GENEVA headquarters stating that they are ready to take any action against MR INDIA and his supporters if necessary.BAP is having universal membership of over 2 MILLION having 1 million in Asia itself.

While ashutosh the national spokesperson of INDIA when contacted said ARVIND is a very powerful person and very simple at the same time.People will try to get personal with him as he is honest.BAP should concentrate on their own politics.He doubted that there might be any conspiracy between BAP and BJP.

 INDIA AND THE WORLD MUST KNOW FACTS


WELL LETS SEE WHO's STING IS MORE PAINFUL BAAP's or AAP's !!

KEJRIWAL REQUESTED PEOPLE OF INDIA TO SMS HIM WHETHER HE SHOULD GO TO HIMALAYAS OR SAFARI FOR SELF REALIZATION

In a recent development Mr. India ( the deal broker ) has requested people of India ( especially of Delhi ) to kindly suggest him whether he should go to Himalayas or Safari for self realization. It is important to mention here that he being the most honest person on the planet will not give his resignation and will keep acting as CM even from 1000 miles away through the WIFI he has setup  across the planet. When asked about his sting operation he said that he is the honest person of the planet so these questions need not to be answered. When an old aaptard shouted ," U broke our trust " .He smiled at him and quoted a few lines " You are an adani agent. You are not from aap .From now AAP members are only those who support me rest all are aided by adani."
Kejriwal will mediate in isolation for 4 years and will return to be the PM of INDIA surely !! His ideals and principle will lead India ahead of America !!

If Amreesh puri would have been alive he must have quoted " Bhoogembo Khush Hua !! "

AAP BOUGHT CONGRESS AT OLX !! QUIKR FILED A WRIT !!

Yes today damania a follower of Mr India and one of the founding members of AAP resigned from the party as kejriwal insisted her to buy the members of congress from OLX and not quikr . Reacting at this she said it is nonsense to be in such a party where there is so much restriction..
She said no one can guide a woman to buy products from a particular website giving a clue about recently concluded International women's day.
She further said that kejriwal is adamant in his behavior and he should abstain from it..

Quikr on the other hand moved to court filing a writ petition to cancel all the deal done by AAP as they said they are having better deals than olx .They also added that how can a political party buy members from a website without checking for much cheaper rates available at our site. There is a conspiracy between AAP and olx.com

ERA OF KEJRI WAR !!

As you can see a series of blame game is going in between Mr. India supporters and opposers. Prashant bhusan and yogendra yadav have made it clear to leave no stone unturn to malign the image of so called crusader of poor and downtrodden..but the question here arises that the image is either artificial or it is real. At one point when almost half of the founder members are complaining about the admant behaviour of mr india urf kejriwal....So the thing is clear he is fake.
One can see the sting video in which he is saying to a journalist of AAJ TAK to highlight his some topics of interview just for the sake of getting more highlight..


WAR IS ON !! LET'S SEE WHAT HAPPENS !! 

A CM WHO WISHES TO BE PM : SOMEDAY

Well after much effort ( Adani & Ambani leave India slogans) Mr. India has got an opportunity to deliver what he preaches !! He has abolished VIP culture and has started a new regime of Robinhood ( may be he is inspired from Salman Khan's Dabbang) where he gives free Electricity and water supply to masses !! He has emerged out to be Messiah of downtrodden people of Delhi.

But here is a twist in the story Yogendra yadav and prashant bhusan are quite angry with him as they want people to follow them on Twitter as they follow Mr. India , when kejriwal came to learn about it he was seen saying that he will leave no stone unturned in beating the record of Modi in number of followers on Twitter. He further added that anyone who will come in between his prime minister ship dream , will be crucified !! Taking a note of that Deputy Cm at the same time expelled the yogandra yadav & Prashant bhusan from PAC of Aap ...

Thanks for reading !! I hope are having a laugh !! Lol